i wasn’t expecting any geese

last week i got lost! i was in the town where i live and i knew where i was but i couldn’t figure out which way to go to get to my new home.

i was frustrated. my phone battery was dead.
payphones are super frustrating. i was going to call a cab but
all the cab pages were ripped out of the phone book and the lady at the convenience store counter gave me a bunk number; so, i lost seventy-five cents on one phone call because i got an answering machine.

body con
that’s what this is called.
fun to do at home, for me, but i will wear more clothes out in public, don’t worry.

a little thinner.

yes, obviously it’s a push-up

might go on an adventure today.
we’ll see.

come along and ride on that fantastic ride

had a bbq yesterday.

hamburgers are a thing of beauty.

it’s been a bad day, please don’t take my picture.

okay, so today sucked ass.
i was ‘woken up’ ‘awakened’ from a nap against my will to what i found to be an unpleasant circumstance, so i blew a gasket.

don’t wake the sleeping monster.

you will regret it.

here is the horse i rode.

lovely evening for a ride.

downtown reno street urchins

the reflection of the bike is on the left.

i enjoyed this old geezer harley way more than the crotch rocket.
feels safer somehow.

she’s a brick house

there are tons of old brick houses around here.
and a really cool neighb of mansions.

it was just what i needed.

might go for a ride around lake tahoe soon.
did i tell you i bought sade tickets?
stoked but it’s not til April 17th!

there’s glitter on the floor

hey man,
i am so totally digging Ke$ha these days.
aren’t you?

i am feeling this random outfit.

there must have been an angel by my side.
something led me to you.

what is up these days?
i feel like nobody acknowledged cinco de mayo this year.
passover, either.

whatever

get her a straitjacket! she’s completely mad!

huevos rancheros FTW!
should not be eating, as am fat. (check)
still, too good to resist.

now that i am practically an old lady, i think that i should start shaving off my eyebrows and stenciling on new ones, like old ladies do.

wine is stupit.
especially anything other than dark reds.

okay, i’m not in the mood for this, anymore.

marzy

the whole world is on my case, man. (with flash)

(without flash)
my ridiculous nachos. not my fault.
just trying to be polite. yeah. i love that. “polite,” eh?
guess what.

ain’t no room for ‘polite’ in this world.
or is there?

reading adbusters.
wanna know what i’ve been doing?
rippin pages out of adbusters and strategically leaving them on bus seats for unsuspecting bored ppl to read.
i am awesome.

such a rebel, eh?

dude, man! this is like: the shit. it’s like Poutine, Hawaiian stylez. it is THA SHIT. believe it. ultimate comfort food right there.

i went to a shrink, to analyze my dreams

grasping to control so i’d better hold on

it all keeps adding up

hello beautiful swanly hangaburgers

cheeseburger hawaiian style. don’t you care?

i like burgers, restaurants and rides to work but i don’t like you. i mean, not in “that way”

sorry?

you deserve every hardship that comes your way.
or not.

til my pain was chicken fried. look. i don’t have time for this or for you.

enjoy being smarter than i

someone come and save my life

it’s my friday! finallY!
but i still have responsibilities to take care of. it’ll be a little over an hour before i am actually OFF for the night, but i still have to get up early to tend to other responsibilities, which is fine. fine. fine.

such is life.
c’est la vie, etcetera

dot dot dot
and so on…
;-P

and it would be nice to find my keys sometime soon.

i am too much i’the sun.
could it be this misery will suffice?

i am busy

haven’t had my camera for like, a month.
sux.

more challenging to blog under such conditions, if you know what i am saying.

when i was out at the river today, i thought of lots of things. things about you and the internet. but i had no place to document such amazingly creative and stimulating thoughts so instead, i will try not to become a fatter cow and i will go to bed and read the electric meme. love you

a smile and a handshake

so my diet fluxuates.
currently i weigh about 138.5
haha
no, i never weigh myself because i don’t own a scale. i wouldn’t mind having one, but just
haven’t
obtained one.

food.

this is a good book.

i try to get my reading done on the bus.
this one is good. well-written. i feel like i’ve over-stated this.

anyway, doods.
i have to be to work in three hours~~~@@
panic! at the disco.

oh, i forgot.

come on. who doesn’t love a salted pretzel with cheese, or twenty?
(psssst add a lil mustard)

bowling is one of the highlights of my life.

omg i have so much to learn in life.

you love me.

~~~~~
or: not…

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oh, but i love you.

……
or not….
or maybe.

we’ll see.

okay, yeah. i love you.
and i am sad that we will miss the mountain oyster festival this saturday. sniff sniff

is my arse really that huge.?

oh. but, you’re cute.
hai there.

i love you, too.

get lost!
i think you’ve seen enough, here.

what could be better than mustard and marbled rye mixed with turkey?

you wanna play?

yes, that would be ‘carrie doll’

who is kicking your butt in scrabble.

gooooood nite, luvs.

subconsciously influenced

i don’t want to go to bed!
i am a grown-up!
but if i don’t go to bed by eight, i will have fewer than 8 hrs sleep.

life is weird.
i mean, for me, and for anyone else to whom life seems ‘weird’ ‘strange’ what-have-you.
what keeps one person awake will put another one to sleep….

have you read this?
would you?
joe read it. his best friend, stone, read it.
now I want to read it but am told I’m not ready for it or something.
that i should start with another of cormac mccarthy’s books.

my book-reading stamina seems to have weakened over the past five years or so. hm.

yes, this picture is pretty much awesome… or something…?
you know it is.

okay i am really turning off the computer now and going to bed.