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14 Jan


i am supposed to be awake in an hour
see
i went to bed too early.

so now i am awake too early

it’s a swirling sucking eddy of despair!


and then this happened.
so buttery.
it’s like buttah!


then i became obsessed with trying to figure out what the HALE is going on with my ponyTALE. taile. whatever.


who cares.


no seriously.
my crazy weirdo aunt at my grandma’s funeral
was all
your hair used to be so pretty.
and people are all…. it used to be so much brighter?!
eff you all!~ you know nothing!
my hair is my hair so STFU. just kidding.
i will put henna on it
soon.
i promise.


i won’t show you the other foto wherein and in which i look totally possessed demon stylez. i love that.


i should make that demon-possessed-eyes one into my blawg header.
hehehehehh she said head

naptime

21 Apr


i walk by this scene daily.
yesterday, i felt obligated to take this photo.
i was walking by and thought of it and kept walking
then decided i had to go back and take the picture.
cuz i am a photographer.


these two make-up bags are very important to me.
if i lost them i would be very sad.
there’s a lot of shit in them which is very special to me.
i thought i lost the red one, the other day.
when i found it i looked inside to see what i would have been missing if it had truly been lost.


shit. i need some sleep.

you don’t need to have an alibi

27 Feb


bok choy. garlic. onions. cruciferous.


sulfuric.
haven’t been eating a lot of meat lately.
but this was a nice treat.
a little overcooked, tho.
not as fatty as i like my steak.
probably like all like hippy-raised n shit.
like they played classical music for the cows and stuff.
you know.

oh m’darlin’

25 Feb


portabello mushroom sammiches.

fresh almond butter, carrots.


today was like christmas. lots of snow. huge flakes of snow.


is this sexy?


oh my darling clementine!!!!!

i did eat three mandarins for breakfast. but not every mandarin is a clementine. nor is every mandarin a satsuma or whatever.


yumzies.
this is all i ever eat anymore.
promise.
not.


on the bus, as usual. and sunglasses with reflections.


hi. i am cool.


anarchy!!!!!!!!

please be gone i’m tired of you

16 Feb


my batteries are dying. thus: blurry pictures.
annoying!
i need to buy batteries. :-( i get tired of buying things. always buying buying buying.


here is the home of the ikea rug i bought for four dollars.


i should not tuck my bangs up like that.
i look very stupid in this picture. that makes me sad.
i should have smiled.
when i sneak photos like that, i feel ashamed of myself.
and i probably shouldn’t tell you that i hate my face. and the fact that i seem to be aging. i mean, it’s life. but, i supposed some bad habits over the past year or two.

i thought i looked really cute in that outfit, i thought it was like disney princess disguised as peasant.

and there’s that hat. why do i hate that hat, now?

sorry for being negative. it happens sometimes. it’s snowing out and that’s okay, i guess… but i have to walk in it this morning… my best winter jacket is not here because someone borrowed it and didn’t bring it back. :-(

why am i on this pity party streak? it started yesterday evening.

don’t you ever for a second get to thinkin’

16 Feb

your shallowness is so thorough it’s almost like depth

15 Jan


hey, guess what!? i got new boots and i LOVE THEM!


they feel like robin hood, peter pan, elf fairy boots. yesterday i got one compliment on them from this awesome dancer lady who was wearing a big tall turban wrap thingy like erykah badu or however you spell that.


and these super tall socks.


i got a compliment on my socks from my favorite person at work, Nate! woot! :-) so proud.


weird. i bought this outfit under pressure because i thought i was going to have to spend the night somewhere other than my home, but then i ended up going home anyway. so, new outfit. but then my friend ripped my sweater!!!! now i have to wear a ripped sweater and pretend like i’m doing it on purpose. :-( i refuse to not wear it, it’s so cozy! i didn’t even have it for 24 hrs! my friend thinks it is cool to rip women’s clothing. seriously. i guess it is supposed to teach you that you shouldn’t cling to material objects. it just makes me mad because i so rarely buy new new clothing and i went way out of my way to buy it. but my friend is the kind of person who can do pretty much anything to me and i won’t get mad. i know, weird.

i’m always just like, “oh well, it is probably for the best”
haha


i thought this was hilarious.
especially the white one, very michael meyers or …. ?
scary. don’t wear it into the bank.


went to trader joes. SO FUN! i love it! i know, traitor joes, right? but still. i hadn’t shopped at a trader joes in ages! wish i’d've brought my camera in. kalamata olive is my favorite kind of bread, but theirs was a little tame for my tastes. whole foods’ is much better, i must say.


dinner.

i am checking out this garfield movie on tv. lame. but it’s bill murray’s voice.

i think it’s

14 Jan


it’s fascinating when someone turns on you.

isn’t it?


it’s my friday.

marzy

11 Jan


the whole world is on my case, man. (with flash)


(without flash)
my ridiculous nachos. not my fault.
just trying to be polite. yeah. i love that. “polite,” eh?
guess what.

ain’t no room for ‘polite’ in this world.
or is there?


reading adbusters.
wanna know what i’ve been doing?
rippin pages out of adbusters and strategically leaving them on bus seats for unsuspecting bored ppl to read.
i am awesome.

such a rebel, eh?


dude, man! this is like: the shit. it’s like Poutine, Hawaiian stylez. it is THA SHIT. believe it. ultimate comfort food right there.

i went to a shrink, to analyze my dreams


grasping to control so i’d better hold on

it all keeps adding up

hello beautiful swanly hangaburgers


cheeseburger hawaiian style. don’t you care?


i like burgers, restaurants and rides to work but i don’t like you. i mean, not in “that way”

sorry?


you deserve every hardship that comes your way.
or not.

til my pain was chicken fried. look. i don’t have time for this or for you.


enjoy being smarter than i

a big deal

10 Jan


maybe some people are a big deal because they make a big deal out of everything? this was me on my way to work yesterday.


then this was on my way home from work.

exciting!

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