you told me once, but i forgot

my superbowl

oh look, i’ve magical powers.

hair-raising.

haunting mass appeal

totally should have.

lol. chuck e. cheese’s animatronic equipment is a bit in need of some upgrading. no, it’s funny, tho.

that actually looks not very appetizing.
and it wasn’t very worth it, after all.
i didn’t feel like i was totally satisfied and happy that i ate it.
paid for it.
what i really wanted was In N Out
but i screwed up because i panicked.

they all had very nice clothes.

kind of a weird picture.

but don’t they all look very churchy and proper like someone’s grandma made all the outfits lovingly by hand?

this is funny.

this dress was suffocating me and i had to rip it off and change into sweats and a tshirt.

i was so angry at the dress i threw it into the dumpster.
what a big baby!
temper tantrum much?

i have to be comfortable.

sorry. obsessing.

oh my g_d, i look like wynona judd here, don’t i?

apparently i was feelin’ it!

haha

my travels of late

so… let’s go back, shall we?
i went on an airplane. well, four different airplanes in two days, to be exact. the definition of a whirlwind trip.

i took lots of pics of the airplane wing. it’s been many years since i’ve flown. over ten years.

i think this was somewhere above sacramento.

i fly swa. they can turn a plane in 20 minutes. whatever that means.

exciting snacks. tomato juice.

woo hoo! livin’ the high life, right?

this is LA

swimmin’ pools. movie stars.

i know, i am no movie star.
and i am gross for taking my coffee into the airport bathroom.
i was accosted with germs from every direction on the entire trip, tho. so whatevs.

i took my immunity supplements.

not sick yet, fingers crossed.

LAX.
haha
nice hat, right?

airport bagel breakfast. $4.75 (thanks, mom)
good thing we got it since they don’t serve food on the 3 hr flight to missouri from LA.

i think this was descending on Kansas City, MO

sorry this is the longest post known to man.

those are my son’s feet. we were at a fruit stand in missouri.

i wish he would have filmed our experience there because it was quite hilarious and memorable.

home-jarred pickled eggs. so cool! reminds me of Dances With Wolves. i was always fascinated by the jar of pickled eggs that one guy had on his stagecoach thingy.

this is the house where my son lives.

i am wearing a silly cow hat because that is what i am. a silly cow! XD

here i am with my new grandson and my ex-husband.

i think this was above seattle.
i had a lovely salted caramel mocha there but by the time i went to take a pic of it all the pretty stuff was melted. boohoo. tasted great, tho.

yeah. seattle. mhm.
i love the atmosphere there so much. too bad i couldn’t spend more time. i did hang out there once, tho. a long time ago. when i was like 24 or something. so beautiful and fun.

ok. that’s long enough, y’all. hope you found it somewhat interesting. it’s been a busy week!

always on this rollercoaster

don’t take this seriously.
i’m just being a dumb dork as usual.
west side. right?
yeah, i’m so totally gangsta.
pssshhhhh

i did not take any photos yesterday. and instead of buying myself a new camera, i spent fifty dollars yesterday on the Old Navy website. oy. i got a tank top, a handkerchief vest, some leggings, a ring and a pair of shoes.

yeah. productive way to spend my life.
well…. i was bored.
and i wanted something to wear to fleet foxes.

i also did laundry (three loads) and cleaned my bathroom quite thoroughly. it could probably use some more work. i could probably work on my bathroom for at least another hour. organizing all the various and sundry lotions and potions. sheesh. so redonkulonk.

yesterday i watched the movie The Beaver. I enjoyed watching it. It’s one of those movies you’d watch once and only once unless you could show it to people who’ve never seen it and then be that annoying person who has to tell you what’s going on the whole time. “wait for this part this part is so cool” etc.

nah mean?

and then, i went for a walk and saw a chair on the side of the road and figured it would be better as a computer chair than this stupid exercise ball i am using now. i decided to take the chair home with me and then a few minutes later this dude on a forklift chased after me and told me that it’s his chair that he and his friends use for their smoke breaks. AWESOME STORY!!!! lol

strap on your fake helmets

hey, are ya going to burning man?
i’m not!
it’s coming to me!
sort of.

another picture from the reunion.
this was early in the night, obviously.
i think i lasted three hours.
all the dancing started after i left… (after i ate)

lovely photos, courtesy of the reunion photographer Adelina Milano

sorry, i have to go, now.

i think you’re really mean (not you, nice people)

this is kind of disgusting.
i really like mustard.
and i should not have eaten these but they were so good!
nathan’s hot dogs.

the only thing i really can think of to say is that there are a lot of very strange humans on this planet.

i’m busy washing my hair tonight

awwww, how sad. i just heard on the news that lots of pets get lost and/or run away on the fourth of july.
that is sad. just imagine their fear, poor things.

maybe this poor bird is a casualty of human folly.
who knows.
it just happened to be in my path, so i took a photo.

so this was after i curled my hair this morning.
my hair doesn’t really seem to hold curl well.
i even used styling spray before curling and hairspray afterward. bleh. all that work for such a seemingly small result.

definitely time to wax my stache.
i get lazy about it because i am in denial.

i’m still experimenting with the wing eyeliner.
this one isn’t right but AH HA! maybe it is!
wanna know why?
because i am pretty sure that when i am not looking in the mirror, when i relax my eyes, the wing shrinks because my eyes are DROOPY!
so it works, maybe?
but i still need to perfect it.

in FOOD NEWS!
the truth is this…
i broke a tooth today.
so
it has kinda put a bit of a damper on my eyesight (wth?) appetite.

it is a very strange feeling for me to not enjoy eating.
not sure if i like it or not.
so i guess i get to spend my next day off at the dentist.

i got this one for you, canman. it has blueberries.

your cupcakes are damaged

i am obsessed with Space Textures on Picnik
AND
someone says they like it when i make silly faces.
so there ya go.

blueberry breakfast

so, i will try to make another video or two soon.
it has to happen organically.

my pinky toe is totally deformed.
and obviously it pokes out of my lovely huaraches.
i have a feeling these will be one-season shoes.

this beer is very strong. it’s ten percent alcohol. one beer costs as much as a six pack of regular beers.
there is a homebrewer store close to where i live.

my son is INSANE!!!!!! i tell you. crazy for hamburgers!

get a job!

how’s it goin’?

for some reason, i sort of like to watch The Bachelorette on tv. it’s lame and annoying but somehow still interesting, perhaps in an educational sort of way. sometimes things are like that. you watch them because they are annoying. that’s what makes them somehow interesting.

ow, my hand looks dry and old. i should do more about that?

time for new nail polish.

i usually edit out the mole on my chin because i hate it.

i still really need to learn to pencil in my brows. they are so light.

grrrrrr.

pretty flowers.

of this, i am somewhat proud slash somewhat ashamed.

for some reason my next netflix dvd on the way for tomorrow is Never Been Kissed.
okay.
i mean, yeah. it’s cute.
maybe i need to watch it right now.
maybe it’s FATE!

i’m a hoarder, i must admit it

matching.
i was inspired.

i am watching the movie Cliffhanger on ‘the cw’
sylvester stallone, maggie from northern exposure and john lithgow are in it.

i fully intended to do laundry tonight but was waylaid.

i have a feeling i might not sleep well tonight.

cool snake.

hoarding must be an obsessive-compulsive behavior.
i think it’s genetic.
inherited and also environmentally learned, even if it is against your will. it almost is.
sense of scarcity, blah blah blah
feeling comforted by objects.
feeling like you don’t want to get rid of things.
i mean, i like to throw things away and have lost everything i owned on several occasions throughout my life.
i know how that feels.
sucks.
guess it has something to do with that.
even though, i always fancied myself all zen about objects and possessions.

okay so i got bored of cliffhanger, switched it to family guy.
i am a notorious channel surfer, radio and t.v.

now, i am watching the apprentice. i like this show. well, i find it interesting. but my favorite new discovery is:

awesome show!