i literally don’t have time to blog, which is why i have not blogged.
it isn’t because i don’t care, because i do!!!!
why does my hair get all frizzy like this when i curl it?
i’m trying to see if it’s gotten any lighter since i dyed it or what color it is, exactly, because i really can’t tell.
finally, we’ve been able to start using the pool at my apartments.
i wear those shorts because i don’t have time to groom my bikini line. hahahahaha that is a funny phrase.
oh well, whatever, nevermind.
you know how sometimes someone gives you advice and you know it’s good advice but something in you says, “too bad, i’m gonna do what i want, instead of what makes most sense”
well, i don’t know what else i have to say about that.
it’s just weird.
this pool needs like copper sunshines and cool stuff on the walls. it’s like you’re in jail. but it’s fun. you feel like fewer pervs can stare at you this way. but whatever. people love to watch other people. that will probably never change.
i should offer to paint cool murals of mermaids and dolphins on the wall.
my toenails look like liquid hot magma.
it’s fluorescent orange topped with crimson crackle coat.
this picture is brought to you by perrier water and cheezits.
i look hella buff in this pic.
my body looks really good from some angles. others, not so much.
you win some, you lose some.
tomorrow my work ponytail will be perfect. today it was just out of control too curly at work. i don’t think anyone told me they liked it. someone told me it was too curly.
time to trim my bangs.
i’m watching Lonesome Dove right now. I’ve never watched it before. I like it. it’s like Deadwood before Deadwood.
who’d'a thunk it?
omg, i’m gonna be forty in like two weeks! panic suffocation midlife crisis alert!
evil breakfast i made for sean. ham and cheese omelet and fried potatoes. totally unhealthy. from now on, it’s smoothies and kale all the way! also i really need to just throw that pan in the dumpster.
throwing a load in the dryer before heading to the pool.
house shoes as my grammie probably called them.
alright folks, i think we’re good here. now time to read my conspiracy theory stories and whatever else.